NOTA DE PRENSA N° 00030 - 20/11/2012
PROHIBIDA SU REPRODUCCIÓN PARCIAL O
TOTAL DEL CONTENIDO POR SER PROPIEDAD INTELECTUAL DE NILTON CLEBER ESQUIVEL
TRUJILLO (NCET) (NILCLE).
PERSONAJES
NOVIEMBRE2012
“CAPERUSITA
ROTA Y LOS 50 CIRUJANOS”
“EL MAS ROJO DE LOS CU…ENTOS ANTIGUOS”
“NO TE ENAMORES CIEGAMENTE, PORQUE ESO ES NO SABER LA CLASE DEL DIA
TERCERO DE LA SEMANA QUE ESTA DETRÁS DEL ESPECTRO CURVIDEFORME QUE NO VEZ”.
Caperucita rota es
amiga de ncet nilcle, es una flaca que tiene el alma roja, le sucedio un
derrame hemorrágico de tanto joder. Caperucita rota siempre anda buscando tener
otro tipo de colores para curar su amor rojo. Nunca lo encuentra porque tiene
sangre en las venas. Caperucita rota siempre busca personas para conversar y
después invitarles su manzana patológica “Tiene el vicho adentro”. Caperucita rota cuando visita a la abuelita siempre
quiere perderse en el bosque de noche, porque de noche es mejor. No se ve bien,
pero se siente mejor “se siente morir de miedo”. Caperucita rota siempre está dispuesta a buscar al lobo
ella no quiere que coma a su abuelita. Lo quiere tanto… tanto quiere a la
abuelita que no le da al lobo, ya que el lobo tiene dos lóbulos frontales
hinchados y los quiere curar con cariño. Ponerle hielo solido de la cordillera
de los andes directo desde la frontera chilena, Donde están las cosas frescas
por eso está cerca de chile. Caperucita rota cuando busca tener un contacto con
la naturaleza no va fuera de la ciudad, se queda en el parque ya que él te
llena de todo, de todos los chorros. Caperucita rota tiene muchos problemas con
su métodos anticonceptivos, hay muchos números anotados en su calendario y en
su agenda los números le sobran “tiene más números que el
calendario”. Caperucita rota cuando pierde el control, busca quien lo
soporte es descontrolada. Se busca un huevon que lo soporte. Ya que es el único
honrado que le pone cojones a la relación. Caperucita Rota cuando está cerca a la
abuela tiene mucho cariño, la abuela necesita cariño para descansar en paz “se
escarapela por todo”. Caperucita Rota siempre busca encontrar a alguien cuando se
pierde en el bosque, por eso le gusta tanto perder su guía de mapas. Le gusta
encontrar a alguien que no se tan colorado, porque no le gusta la competencia
de su chaqueta. Es un chiste para ella le gustan los colores negros “Ellos
dejan a Caperucita rota con los ojos oscuros por no poder dormir y son más
borrachos que chupan hasta la luz de los ojos”. Caperucita Rota, es amante de la música romántica.
Quiere robarse el amor de muchos manes. Pero al final esos salen robándole
hasta el forro, el forro de sus pantalones. Caperucita Rota fue llevada a
Alaska para hacer trabajos forzados, por portarse mal. Los forzados
sentimientos del marinero de heladera, tiene el frio por delante y calor por
detrás.
A TODAS ELLAS LES DICEN EL GRUPO DE SACERDOTES QUE NO PROVARON SUSHI “…CADA VEZ QUE VEMOS A TU ABUELA TE QUEREMOS MAS…” Y LOS
MONAGUILLOS LES DICEN A SU PRIMA “SI FUERAS COMO LA ABUELA TE VERIAS
BIEN…”.
“…YA SABEN A TODOS LOS QUE ME ODIAN LES DIGO, QUE SE VAYAN A LA MIERDA”
👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
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11/20/2012
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CHARACTERS
NOVEMBER 2012
“LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE 50 SURGEONS”
“THE REDDEST OF OLD TALES”
“DON'T FALL IN LOVE BLINDLY, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT KNOWING THE LESSON OF THE
THIRD DAY OF THE WEEK THAT LIES BEHIND THE CURVED, DEFORMED SPECTRE YOU CAN'T
SEE.”
Little Red Riding Hood is
a friend of Nilcle Nilcle. She's a skinny girl with a red soul; she suffered a
hemorrhagic stroke from messing around so much. Little Red Riding Hood is
always searching for other colors to heal her red heartbreak. She never finds
them because she has blood in her veins. Little Red Riding Hood is always
looking for people to talk to and then offer them her pathological apple,
"It has the bug inside." When Little Red Riding Hood visits her
grandmother, she always wants to get lost in the woods at night because it's
better at night. She doesn't look well, but she feels better; "she feels
scared to death." Little Red Riding Hood is always ready to look for the
wolf; she doesn't want him to eat her grandmother. She loves her so much... she
loves her grandmother so much that she doesn't give her anything to the wolf,
since the wolf has two swollen frontal lobes and she wants to heal them with
love. She puts solid ice from the Andes Mountains directly from the Chilean
border on them, where things are fresh, that's why it's close to Chile. When
Little Red Riding Hood seeks contact with nature, she doesn't go outside the
city; she stays in the park because it fills you with everything, with all the
fountains. Little Red Riding Hood has a lot of trouble with her birth control
methods; there are so many dates written on her calendar, and her planner is
overflowing with numbers—"it has more dates than the calendar." When
Little Red Riding Hood loses control, she looks for someone to put up with her;
she's out of control. She looks for a lazy bum who can handle her, since he's
the only honest one who has the guts to put up with the relationship. Little
Red Riding Hood is very affectionate with her grandmother when she's near her
grandmother, who needs affection to rest in peace; "she gets all worked up
over everything." Little Red Riding Hood is always looking for someone
when she gets lost in the woods, which is why she loves losing her map guide so
much. She likes finding someone who isn't so red-faced because she doesn't like
competition with her jacket. It's a joke to her; she likes black. "They
leave Little Red Riding Hood with dark eyes because they can't sleep, and
they're so drunk they suck the light out of her eyes." Little Red Riding
Hood loves romantic music. She wants to steal the hearts of many men. But in
the end, they end up stealing everything, even the lining of their pants.
Little Red Riding Hood was taken to Alaska to do hard labor for misbehaving.
The forced feelings of the refrigerator sailor: cold in the front and hot in
the back.
THE GROUP OF PRIESTS WHO NEVER TRIED SUSHI TOLD THEM ALL, “EVERY TIME WE
SEE YOUR GRANDMOTHER, WE LOVE YOU MORE…” AND THE ALTAR BOYS TOLD THEIR COUSIN,
“IF YOU WERE LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER, YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD…”
"...YOU KNOW, TO ALL THOSE WHO HATE ME, I SAY, GO TO HELL."

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