NOTA DE PRENSA N° 00033 - 23/11/2012 - PART. IV - TRAD.: ESPAÑOL / INGLES

 

NOTA DE PRENSA N° 00033 - 23/11/2012 

PROHIBIDA SU REPRODUCCIÓN PARCIAL O TOTAL DEL CONTENIDO POR SER PROPIEDAD INTELECTUAL DE NILTON CLEBER ESQUIVEL TRUJILLO (NCET) (NILCLE).

 

 

PERSONAJES

NOVIEMBRE2012

 “CAPERUSITA ROTA Y LOS 50 CIRUJANOS”

 “EL MAS ROJO DE LOS CU…ENTOS ANTIGUOS”

 

“NO TE ENAMORES CIEGAMENTE, PORQUE ESO ES NO SABER LA CLASE DEL DIA TERCERO DE LA SEMANA QUE ESTA DETRÁS DEL ESPECTRO CURVIDEFORME QUE NO VEZ”.

 

Caperucita Rota era una niña que quería mucho a su abuelita, tenía ganas de quitarle algo que ella siempre escondía bajo la cama. Era un negro crucifijo y a un personaje bíblico clavado entre dos maderos. Caperucita rota es cariñosa con su abuelita y lo acompaña cuando está sola. Su único consuelo es un árbol de cedro. Caperucita Rota siempre piensa en la abuelita que adopto el chico forro de su caperucita para protegerlo. Caperucita Rota es sentimental cuando piensa en su abuelita que se puede ir y nunca regresar. La abuelita siempre para volando desde que asiste a la “Iglesia Porrónica” “la religión que te hace probar hiervas aromáticas, es la iglesia que le provee insumos para sostener tu cuerpo en el aire. Caperucita Rota siempre busca las mejores manzanas para darle de comer a la abuelita que dice cosas filosóficas. Filosofía es un tipo de cosas que están en estado de peligro cerca la reina zhoopia. Era un tremendo pedazo de fanutópica de los cuentos. Caperucita Rota cuando compra manzanas siempre busca que no tengan nada patológico. Las manzanas envenenadas solo comen la gente que están en estado de fosforescencia casi liberal son más perdidos que bolsillo de loco, ellos no saben de su existencia “no saben para que sirve. Lo normal es que se encuentren cerca al mundo de beatos. Ellos consiguen que se vuelvan “Putarro dejado por el tarro”. Caperucita Rota caminando por el bosque cerca al mercado de frutas estereotipadas. Que es estereotipadas: cuando hay una fiesta de frutas catalogadas, alargadas, colgadas y a alta definición más claro que el avi. Es cuando se pone caliente, ella era un microondas porque tenía poca onda con su vieja. Que le gustan las frutas calientes porque ella está a punto de enfriarse “va a salir a caminar”. Caperucita Rota, gusta mucho de llevar a su abuelita a un spa cercano a su casa para que se dé un baño caliente.  Es un tratamiento que fue recetado por un médico antiguo tan antiguo que no tenía laboratorio lo que tenía era un tugurio, era un médico que le gustaba probar sus errores en el mismo.

 

 

A TODAS ELLAS LES DICEN EL GRUPO DE SACERDOTES QUE NO PROVARON SUSHI “…LOS FOSFORECENTES NO LOS VEO” Y LOS MONAGUILLOS LES DICEN A SU PRIMA “Y A TI TAMPOCO, CRECE UN POCO…”.

 

 “…YA SABEN A TODOS LOS QUE ME ODIAN LES DIGO, QUE SE VAYAN A LA MIERDA”

 

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PRESS RELEASE No. 00033 - 23/11/2012

REPRODUCTION OF THIS CONTENT, IN WHOLE OR IN PART, IS PROHIBITED AS IT IS THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF NILTON CLEBER ESQUIVEL TRUJILLO (NCET) (NILCLE).

CHARACTERS

NOVEMBER 2012

“LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE 50 SURGEONS”

“THE REDDEST OF OLD TALES”

“DON'T FALL IN LOVE BLINDLY, BECAUSE THAT'S LIKE NOT KNOWING THE LESSON OF THE THIRD DAY OF THE WEEK THAT LIES BEHIND THE CURVED, DEFORMED SPECTRE YOU CAN'T SEE.”

Little Red Riding Hood was a girl who loved her grandmother very much. She longed to take something that her grandmother always hid under the bed. It was a black crucifix and a biblical figure nailed between two pieces of wood. Little Red Riding Hood is affectionate with her grandmother and keeps her company when she is alone. Her only comfort is a cedar tree. Little Red Riding Hood always thinks of the grandmother the boy adopted, the lining of her riding hood, to protect him. Little Red Riding Hood is sentimental when she thinks of her grandmother who might leave and never return. Grandma's always been flying since she started attending the "Porronic Church," "the religion that makes you taste aromatic herbs, is the church that provides her with the supplies to keep her body in the air." Little Red Riding Hood always looks for the best apples to feed Grandma, who says philosophical things. Philosophy is a type of thing that's in danger near Queen Zhoopia. It was a tremendous piece of utopian fantasy from the stories. When Little Red Riding Hood buys apples, she always makes sure they don't have anything pathological about them. Poisoned apples are only eaten by people who are in a state of almost liberal phosphorescence; they're more lost than a madman's pocket, they don't know of their existence, they don't know what they're for. It's normal to find them near the world of the pious. They manage to turn them into "a whore left by the jar." Little Red Riding Hood walking through the forest near the market of stereotypical fruits. What's stereotypical: when there's a party of cataloged, elongated, hanging, high-definition fruits, clearer than AVI. That's when things get hot; she was like a microwave because she wasn't very cool with her mom. She likes hot fruits because she's about to get cold, "she's going for a walk." Little Red Riding Hood loves taking her grandmother to a spa near her house for a hot bath. It's a treatment prescribed by an old doctor, so old he didn't have a laboratory, what he had was a hovel; he was a doctor who liked to test his mistakes on himself.

THEY ALL ARE TOLD BY THE GROUP OF PRIESTS WHO HAVEN'T TRIED SUSHI, "...I CAN'T SEE THE PHOSPHORESCENT ONES," AND THE ALTAR BOYS TELL THEIR COUSIN, "AND NEITHER CAN YOU, GROW UP A LITTLE..."

“…TO ALL THOSE WHO HATE ME, I SAY, GO TO HELL”